Willi’s Product Reviews

As any good product reviewer can tell you, the most exciting part of product testing is running away from my masters with the article being tested. The longer I can keep the product from them, the funnier it gets. Since I am so cute, I fear no retribution from them - silly masters! Anyway, below is list of products I've had the good fortune of testing in the last months. Happy reading!

Vittoria Zaffiro Tires (23 MM)

click to see larger version of testing procedurePeople - let me tell you these are some strong tires. My master and I recently conducted an extensive test of their tactile and tensile strength, and these tires are off the scale. Maybe that's why I heard so many new swear words as my masters attempted to mount these tires on a set of Shimano D/A rims. Give it up, no matter how much you curse those tires won't go on there.

Tugging Effort = 100%
Shear force from legs = 100%
Tugging Effect on tire = none
Tugging effect on master's hands = blisters

Rudy Project Tayo sunglasses

These glasses are so cool! I feel just like Jan Ullrich on ecstacy when I wear them. All the neighbor dogs are really jealous when I cruise around in my Tayos - plus, the glasses have enough tint to hide my eyes so I can scope the babes.

Paramount Team Gloves – Louis Garneau

A fine texture combined with a slight patina of salty bacteria around the fingers. The flavorful soft backing feels good on the gums, and the soft leather palm quickly becomes softened by only medium-effort chewing.

Paramount Team Socks – DeFeet

These are always fun to run away with, as my master frantically attempts to keep me from chewing them. Try as he might, I always manage to get in a few good slobbery chews before the socks are again (temporarily) taken away from me. I find that used socks are the most intriguing – with wisps of the ocean, as well as faint scents of far off exotic places. Saturday’s socks are always the best ones to chew, since they have obviously been so many places before I get to taste them. Second place are Wednesday socks, which often also carry a cornucopia of flavorful smells.

Oakley 7 Sunglasses

Strange, those seemingly boring glasses caused so much concern among my masters. I had only settled in for some real chewing before I was caught and the dumb glasses were taken away. I don’t see the big deal, given their rather bland taste and lack of interesting character.

Stay tuned for future product reviews!!!
... Willi